Callin' It Like It Is - NO NEED TO SAVE YOUR PENNIES

I did not plan on going out that night.

I opened the fridge, stared into it like it was going to solve something, and saw half a lemon, mustard, and regret.

So I left.

I ended up at The Big Cock Tavern because at that point my standards were emotional, not nutritional.

I sat down, and before I could even open my mouth, there was a menu in front of me and a beer on the table.

That was a good sign.

I saw the words Cheapo Dinner and felt safe.

$4.95

At that price, you do not ask questions.

You just nod and accept your fate.

They asked what kind of potato I wanted.

I appreciated that!

Even at rock bottom, they still respected me as a human being.

The food came out hot, fast, and honest.

And here is where it got magical.

The television stayed on.

Not quiet.

Not muted.

On!

I was eating, drinking, and watching the game at the same time like some kind of outlaw.

Nobody rushing me.

Nobody watching my plate.

Nobody reaching across the table to shut the fuckin television off like it was going to ruin my character.

No lectures.

No sighs.

No ?we need to talk when you are done.?

Just me, a plate of food, a cold beer, and a screen that stayed exactly where it belonged.

I finished my meal slowly on purpose, just to enjoy the silence.

When I stood up to leave, I realized something.

I did not just eat dinner.

I experienced peace.

This is not a tavern.

This is domestic freedom.

The Big Cock Tavern.

?????????????...and that's callin' it like it is!