No gimmicks.
No fuckin around.
No knock off bullshit with a sticker slapped on it and a smile.
If it says 25% off, that means 25% off the price you are actually looking at.
Not math gymnastics.
Not cashier psychology.
Not surprise taxes that show up like an ex you forgot about.
You read it.
You pay it.
End of story.
We have a wide range of over the counter remedies.
Health and beauty shit.
Greeting cards for people you barely tolerate.
Gift wrap for things you bought last minute and feel guilty about.
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Cold meds.
Painkillers.
Creams for things you do not want to explain to the pharmacist.
We got you.
And for the real treasure hunters, we have a prescription bin.
That is right.
Prescriptions from people who never showed up.
No names.
No questions.
No eye contact.
We get some absolute bangers in there, too.
Especially from our more fucked up patients.
You never know what you're gonna find.
Could be cholesterol meds.
It could be something that makes colours talk to you.
It is like a surprise bag, but medically irresponsible.
So come on in.
Browse freely.
Judge silently.
Fantastic Specials & Super Savings
Because retail should be honest
...and slightly concerning.
??????????????...and that's callin' it like it is!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Canadian artist & digital troublemaker Colin John Cook shares his louder-than-life, awkward, and honest-as-hell stories. Packed with humour, real talk & creative insights in a no filter, digital comedy space that laughs at life & calls it like it is. He is also the Founder and President of
The Hidden Gallery - Art Studio & Micro Theatre
